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My career as a hockey caddy was as short lived as the last campfire I made and for the same reason. Lack of sticks.

Episode #345 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Ridiculous 6, Helvetica, Vacation, The Gallows and The Road Within.

Television Talk = Peep Show

Book Banter = Juxtaposition by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend Six & Seven)

Internet Intercourse = Gamespot & Electric Playground Year End Lists, Jewish Die Hard with Phil Rosenthal, Welcome Funhaus's Elyse Willems and Harmontown Episode 10-20.

Busty Feral Ghoul Burlesque


I am really torn by my love of jumping into industrial shredding machines...
Episode #344 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Call Me Lucky, It Follows, Tremors 5: Bloodlines and The Out of Towners.

Television Talk = Master of None

Book Banter = Blue Adept by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Fallout (Weekend Four & Five)

Internet Intercourse = My Life After 44 Years in Prison, Epic Meal Time Behind the Scenes Action, Electric Playground Cuts The Cord and HarmonTown Episode 1-10.

The Dedicated to Nerd Poker Episode


The last (but hopefully not forever) episode of the podcast Nerd Poker really had an "end of an era" feel.  Part of which was a lovingly crafted, personalized and incredibly dirty rendition of Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" sung by Patton Oswalt which I  have included at the end of THIS episode because it needs to be shared along with Nerd Poker as a whole as far as I am concerned.

Episode #343 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Someone Marry Barry, Automata, Ant Man and People, Places, Things.

Television Talk = Skins (Season/Series 5)

Book Banter = Split Infinity by Piers Anthony (Book #1 of The Apprentice Adept Series)

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend 3)

Internet Intercourse = Last (Hopefully Not Forever) Episode of Nerd Poker.

Fallout 4 Boobs Search Engine Optimization


Fallout is a blessing and a curse in that it gives me so much content to talk about BUT I would rather be playing than recording this! The show must go on and on though...

Episode #342 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Smoke, Road Hard, Stretch, Tig and Spark: A Burning Man Story

Television Talk = W/ Bob & David and Supernatural (Season 10)

Book Banter = Happyslapped by a Jellyfish by Karl Pilkington

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (First Two Weeks)

Internet Intercourse = Gamespot's Fallout 4 Love, Speakeasy with GUEST Paul F. Tompkins (!?) & New Host Russle Peters, PewDiePie Tazer Questions and The Adam Carolla Podcast with guest Jerry Springer and Brian Cranston.


Vagina Galore


Non-Sad New Year!  Back into the "Normal" swing of things after all our Hiatuses.... Hiatisis... Hiatusi...?

Episode #341 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope and Brian Regan Live from Radio City Music Hall.

Television Talk = Doctor Who (The Zygon Invasion & Inversion)

Book Banter = The Broken Sword by Poul Anderson 

Game Gabbin' = The Room 3

Internet Intercourse = Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting, Watchmojo: Top 5 Fallout Playthorughs and The James Bonding Podcast with Mat Mira & Matt Gourley.

4th Annual “Scrooged” Reenactment


Ho Ho Etc. Four years ago I recorded myself reading / "acting" out the entire script to the movie 'Scrooged' starring Bill Murray.

It may sound like reading a script for 3 hours is a lot of work BUT now I get a little podcasting holiday in the month of December every year. Lovely.

The podcast will be back on January 6th / 2016 so hopefully this ridiculous thing will tide you over.

Merry X-mas, Happy Festivus and have a good holiday to all other fictional holiday celebrants!


Jordan "celebrating the birth of a character from the bible despite being an atheist" Maywood


Celebritles Breast Reduction


Regular listeners (if such a thing exists?) will know that because this episode number ends in a zero means it will be two weeks before the next episode so you can get caught up! So considerate and lazy of me I know...

Episode #340 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Grey Gardens, Unfriended and Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Television Talk = Current Show Catchup (Modern Family & Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

Book Banter = Tokyo Vice by Jake Adelstein

Game Gabbin' = Rust (Revisited I Think?)

Internet Intercourse = The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Clips, California On: A Spooky Ghost Adventure, The Pointless Podcast with host kevin Pereira and guest Adam Sessler and The Nerdist Podcast with guest Bruce Campbell.

Never Bet on Jerk OR Book Mind Meld


A lot of time travel wibbly-wobbly stuff in this one probably because someone went back n time and gave bubblegum to a dinosaur if I had to guess...

Episode #339 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Hot Tub Time Machine 2, Kung Fury and In Time.

Television Talk = Skins (Seasons 3 & 4) and Doctor Who (Season 9, Episode 6) The Woman Who Lived.

Book Banter = The 50 Funniest American Writers: According to Andy Borowitz by Andy Borowitz

Game Gabbin' = Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone (Part 2, Finale)

Internet Intercourse = Last Week Tonight: Canadian Election, Biting Elbows POV Action Music Video, The Indoor Kids Podcast with guest Adam Sessler.

So far up my alley I will have trouble getting it out.


This episode has a 1:4:9 ratio so prepare to have your mind blown!

Episode #338 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = 2001: A Space Odyssey, Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films, Cooties and Black Mass.

Television Talk = Rick & Morty (Season 1)

Book Banter = 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

Game Gabbin' = The Witcher 3 - Hearts of Stone

Internet Intercourse = The Last Episode of Epic Meal Time, Manda Coweld NYCC Vlog, What happens at the edge of the universe?, Funhaus: Sex Swing Live and My THIRD Comedy Bang Bang appearance (in the sense they Scot Aukerman choose my 'Would You Rather" scenario)

Exploding Fat Guy Trope.


I got a fever and the only cure is a a strong dose of antibiotics and an ice bath if my temperature gets above 107.4 degrees Fahrenheit.

Episode #337 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The D Train, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and The American Scream.

Television Talk = Doctor Who (Season 9, Epsidoe 3. Under the Lake)

Book Banter = The Crystal City by Orson Scott Card

Game Gabbin' = How to Survive and Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet 

Internet Intercourse = Trailer Park Boys Podcast (Epsiode 7 & 8) , Watchmojo: Top 10 Secret Video Game Levels and Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig & Guest Harley Morenstien live from Just For Laughs in Toronto.

Big Beautiful Smiling Mouth for BJ’s Experiment.


The year 336 was a leap year so lets LEAP into some good 'ole fashion media consumption talkings! (Nice Segway Jordan!)

Episode #336 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Obvious Child, The Baytown Outlaws, Nature Calls and Mortified Nation.

Television Talk = Angel (Season #1)

Book Banter = Heartfire (Book #5 of the Alvin Maker Series) by Orson Scott Card

Game Gabbin' = Borderlands The Pre-Sequel

Internet Intercourse = No Such Thing As A Fish, Spontaneanation with Guest Scott Aukerman and TED: This New Telescope Might Show Us the Beginning of the Universe


The Episode Where I Lobotomize Myself.


This episode has it all! And by that I mean it has an entire universe hidden within its code...neato.

Episode #335 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Avengers: Age of Ultron, Safety Not Guaranteed and Insidious: Chapter 3
Television Talk = Doctor Who (Series 9, Episode 1) & Comedy Bang Bang (Season 4)
Book Banter = Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Season 8, Issues 1- More than 1/2 done or so...)
Game Gabbin' = Gamespot's "Fallout 4 Show"

Internet Intercourse = V-Sauce (The Zipf Mystery), PewDiePie (Click on Boobs) and Nerdist Podcast with guest Felicia Day.

3D Printed Microscopic Throat Frogs


The ebb and flow of media consumption reached some highs in the episode. Karma for not murdering that wallaby perhaps?

Episode #334 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Kill Me Three Times, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and Showrunners: The Art of Running a TV Show.

Television Talk = The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 & 7.

Book Banter = Alvin Journeyman by Orson Scott Card

Game Gabbin' = S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl

Internet Intercourse = Funhaus, TED: My Inner life with Asperger's and Mind Blow #98