The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast

The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast header image 1

In the last year I have spent more time in a video game bank than a real one.


In the year 366 Pope Liberius died. This is episode 366 of a podcast that starts with me saying "Welcome to the Librocube!" Coincidence!? Yes. Absolutely.

Episode #366 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Cloverfield, Four Lions, National Lampoon: Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead, Soapdish and Daved & Confused.

Television Talk = Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 3-8)

Book Banter = #JustTweets

Game Gabbin' = The Witcher 3: Blood & Wine (Part 2)

Internet Intercourse = Comedy Bang Bang #428 with guest Rhys Darby & My 'Would You Rather' Scenario from #427 and LOTS of E3 Coverage from Gamespot and Victor Lucas.

Da Club of Infinite Possibilities & Hatred.


 Yo' Mama so ugly she's like the Cryptkeepr.  She delights in the misfortunes of others which I personally find to be an "ugly" personality trait.

Episode #365 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2, Entertainment, Krampus, After Hours and Unbroken

Television Talk = The Man Show (The Adam & Jimmy Years AKA The Good Ones)

Book Banter = Of Human Bondage by W. Somerset Maugham

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Far Harbour Finished and Witcher 3: Blood & Wine Started

Internet Intercourse = The Todd Glass Show with Guest Eddie Pepitone, Achievement Hunter: Heroes & Halfwits, Gamespot's E3 Rumors, Watchmojo: Top 10 Worst Movies of the 80's & 90's.

Rocket Butt & Laser Sniper Rifle Arm.


In the debate of Pepsi vs. Coke I find that you can't pay a prostitute with Pepsi.

Episode #364 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1, Deadpool, Where to Invade Next, Zoolander 2 and 

Television Talk = Brooklyn Nine-Nine (Season 1-3)

Book Banter = A Double Television Talk! feat. Great Minds with Dan Harmon

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Automatron & Far Harbor)

Internet Intercourse = Gamespot's 20 Year Anniversary, Geek & Sundry Let's Play: Job Simulator, PewDiePie Playing Scary VR and WatchMojo Comic Book Origins: Psylocke & The Preacher. 

Jetpack Boobs


"Aloha" means hello, goodbye and most people don't know also means being tickled by an aloe plant.

Episode #363 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, The Night Before, The Shawshank Redemption, The Barkley Marathons and The Witch.

Television Talk = Africa Narrated by David Attenborough

Book Banter = Double Secret Movie Monolugue Day! Featuring: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Hail,Cesar!, Little Shop of Horrors and Bridge of Spies.

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 Replay with Mods (Weekend 1 & 2)

Internet Intercourse = The Hound Tall  Discussion Series with Moshe Kasher, Minute Physics: How to Solve the Grandfather Paradox and The Dan Cave: Horrible Sequels That Did Not Happen. 

Very Little Hokey Pokey in Dark Souls III


Men eat Mars bars and women use Venus razor blades.

Episode #362 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Prometheus, The Hunger Games, Patch Adams, My Awkward Sexual Experience and Welcome to Leith.

Television Talk = X-Files (Season 10)

Book Banter = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine - Avatar Book #1 & 2

Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls III (Weekend 2 Conclusion)

Internet Intercourse = GameSpot News: Fallout 4 Bar Harbor, Baby-food Challenge w/ Vera Bambi & Elise Laurenne, Nexus Mods, Rob Reiner guests on both WTF and Nerdist Podcast and Harmontown (Uncomfortable moments with Dino Stamatopoulos & Justin Roiland)

An Experiment Gone Awry


Whoever Smelled it Delled it. Whoever smelt it extracted metal from ore.

Episode #361 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem, Terminator Genisys, The Exorcism of Molley Hartley, An Honest Liar and God's Pocket.

Television Talk = Curb Your Enthusiasm (Season 1 & 2) 

Book Banter = One of those "books everyone should read" list/challenge things.

Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls III (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = My Most Popular YouTube Video Experience, Comedy Bang Bang 7 Year Anniversary Show, TED TALK TITLE: The dawn of the age of holograms w/ Alex Kipman and WatchMojo: Top 10 WTF Japanese Game Shows.

Nerd-Cane Adventures: Niagara Falls Comic Con 2016


Not only is this a very special Nerd-Cane Adventures edition of the podcast it is also the very first episode to have both The Missus and a non-The Missus guest! 

This is also the very first Niagara Falls Comic Con Nerd-Cane Adventure and my very fist time going to a con with other people. So many firsts!

Something that has not changed is you can listen to the podcast with all the many pics I took over top of it on YouTube here:

OR Check out the Facebook page where all the pics are posted here:

Thank you all who participated in this Adventure.  A Special thanks to Kristina Bygrave and Mike Somersett for letting Nerd-Cane attend your Comic Con Wedding!

Post Script: The Next Nerd-Cane Adventure MAY be at FanExpo this year but that is still not 100%.... Fingers Crossed!

This episode came out so good I may even listen to it!


I like the crust cut off my PB&J sandwiches... what can I say I am a real "Foodie."

(Regular listeners will know every 10 episodes you get a 2 week break to catch up! Like what is going to happen now...)

Episode #360 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = AVP: Alien vs. Predator, High Plains Drifter, Frank, and The Last Mogul.

Television Talk = American Horror Story: Hotel

Book Banter = To Green Angel Tower (Book #3 of Memory, Sorrow & Thorn Trilogy) by Tad Williams

Game Gabbin' = Rising World & Why I have to Stop Buying Rust Clones.

Internet Intercourse = WTF Episode 700 with guest Julia Louis-Dreyfus & Louis CK, Kevin Pollak's Chat Show 7th Year Anniversary with guest Jeff Goldblum, Colin Hay & Bill Bur. Kay Pike Bodypaint Timelapseses and Funhaus vs. The World Anchorman Fight Scene Parody. 

Dan Harmon + Gilbert Gottfired + David Duchovny + Ebola = Why I Have A Podcast Addiction.


My favorite sci-fi movie is 'Moon' because one of the cast members is Kevin SPACEy.

Episode #359 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Alien: Resurrection, Star Trek: Generations, Orphan, Boyhood and Red Heat.

Television Talk = Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D. (Season 3, Episodes 11-15)

Book Banter = Inside Google’s Plan to Make VR Amazing for Absolutely, Positively Everyone (WIRED)

Game Gabbin' = Far Cry Primal (Conclusion) 

Internet Intercourse = Sir Patrick Stewart on The Nerdist Podcast, V-Sauce: How To Count Past Infinity, V-Sauce 2: Why Do We Collect?, Conan's Korea Trip Q&A and Harmontown 120 an 12 with Guest Comptrollers Bobcat Goldthwait  & Gilbert Gottfried.

How To Start A Podcast. Literally.


I have been banned from Chuck E. Cheese four counting wack-a-moles.

Episode #358 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Alien 3, Justice League vs. Teen Titans, A League of Their Own and What We Do In The Shadows.

Television Talk = Modern Family (Season 7, Episodes 10-18)

Game Gabbin' = Far Cry Primal (Week 2-3)

Internet Intercourse = Joel Ruben Leaving Funhaus Sadness, PewDiePie and some VR Portal Clone, Batman vs. Supemarn is apparently not very good? and Uhhh with Host Steve Agee and Guest Jeff Davis.

The Episode Where I Freak Out About Americans & Guns.


The wheels on the bang bus go both round and round as well as up and down.

Episode #357 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Aliens, Chappie, Daddy's Home, Meet the Patels and Sisters

Television Talk = House (Season 4-8)

Book Banter =  Some Stuff from Wired Magazine cause my book is 1300+ Pages Long

Game Gabbin' = Serious Sam 2 & Far Cry Primal (First Little Bit)

Internet Intercourse = PlayStation 4.5, Gamespot's Occulus Rift Livestream, TED Talk Titles Times Two (Ocean Floor & Computer Farms) and Penn's Sunday School.

Key Grip on a Porno


If a belly button is an outie it should be called a belly knob.

Episode #356 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Imitation Game, Alien, Get Shorty and Be Cool. 

Television Talk = Olive Kitteridge 

Book Banter = Stone of Farewell (Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn book #2) by Tad Williams

Game Gabbin' = Resident Evil 4

Internet Intercourse = Who Charted Live at SXSW w/ Guest Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins, I Was There Too with Guest Gilbert Gottfried, PlayStation VR Coverage, Reggie Watts performs on Conan and appears on the Nerdist podcast with Chris Hardwick.

This Train Has Been Railed!


If a belly button is an outie it should be called a belly knob,

Episode #355 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Poltergeist, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Zardoz,, Roger and Me and Amy.

Television Talk = @Midnight Tournament of Champions

Book Banter = #JustTweets Again I Suppose...

Game Gabbin' = Terraria and Anyone Play Starbound?

Internet Intercourse = Funhaus Comments, Riftworld Chronicles 1 & 2, TED: Meet the dazzling flying machines of the future w/ Raffaello D'Andrea, Vsauce 3 - Logical Paradoxes and Comedy Bang Bang with entire cast of Bajliion Dollar Properties.